Hello, I’m Christopher
I don’t know Billy Ocean / I don’t know the ocean floor /
I don’t own any albums / I don’t know anything / I don’t go to college anymore
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Fernando Partridge’s conception
How Alan Partridge conceived his son Fernando “behind a large boulder” on Helvellyn. Oh and something about a job vacany for someone to walk up the mountain every day. In The Independent
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