Ok well here are some dumb videos I made you might laugh at on my two new comedy channels (oh jeez) . Check out my comedy videos on Tiktok and Instagram

…because I wrote about Succession in The Guardian

Yorkshire folk. Get yer selves down to Hyde Park Book Club on Apr 24 where I’ll be doing bad jokes and talking about the City Parks book. Don’t rob my f*cking house while I’m in Leeds.

Another book out! Christ when will he stop?

Thanks to everyone who came to mac to hear me quote JG Ballard (of course) while I interviewed Diego Marcon after he showed one of his films. It ties into the exhibition at mac on modernism.

I will be one of the judging panel for the World Cauliflower Counting Contest in Consett, County Durham on Dec 8 so please do come along and say ‘Way Aye’ as those cauliflowers get counted! 🙂

Thanks to everyone who came along and cheered for Gangsters, Revolver, ATV Today and all the other lovely vintage tat me and Catherine O’Flynn showed on screen at Square Eyes Festival in Birmingham. There will be another installment. Keep those peepers peeled!

New season out now! Season 2 is here and you’ll love it. It’s a podcast but it’s funny and it’s made in parks. Put it in your lugholes x

We’re putting the finishing touches to City Parks, my next book which you can pre-order now and will be out on Apr 6 2023. There will be talks and launch events of course. We’re looking to visit new cities this time, especially in Wales, Ireland, Germany, Europe, Australia and the US. So if you fancy…

Thanks to David, Jack, Lisa and everyone else who kindly organised and came to my Leeds Lido talk. I’ll be back at Hyde Park Book Club soon because it’s an amazing venue. Nice to meet Francesca and Caroline from Yorkshire Swimworks and Otley Lido’s re-opening campaign.